klutzyme
your friend is an absolute ditzypea
this week alone she... inhaled a piece of garlic by mistake, almost totally obliterating the mucosal lining in her nasal cavities. she also accidentally locked herself out of the house, got whooshed over in jap class (omg new teacher super intense. like new clinical manager. bangbangbANg! kill me now) and then totally lost her cool with this stupidfreakinindian dude who keeps calling at really odd hours asking for taguu or someshithead! ;d in fact, he just called again 5 secs ago!!! how many times can you threaten someone before like you really kill him?!
this week alone she... inhaled a piece of garlic by mistake, almost totally obliterating the mucosal lining in her nasal cavities. she also accidentally locked herself out of the house, got whooshed over in jap class (omg new teacher super intense. like new clinical manager. bangbangbANg! kill me now) and then totally lost her cool with this stupidfreakinindian dude who keeps calling at really odd hours asking for taguu or someshithead! ;d in fact, he just called again 5 secs ago!!! how many times can you threaten someone before like you really kill him?!

